More Pseudo-haikus About Lush

November 13th, 2006

Yes, I’m an addict. Today I was terribly proud of myself for denying myself a trip. Instead I bought Ziploc storage dishes to put my Lush product in. But last week I wasn’t quite so disciplined.

Aquamarina Cleanser

Seaweed-wrapped pinkness
Smell that calamine and nori
Wait, nori’s for eatin’…

American Dream Conditioner

Limp, limp, limp, limp hair
No, didn’t get a haircut
Gotta exchange this.

Coolaulin Conditioner

Ah, no more limpness
Supposed to be coconut?
Whatever, it works.

Champagne Snowshowers Shower Jelly

More Jell-o washings!
Light citrus scent, good lather
Eight stars out of ten.

Pied de Pepper Foot Cream

Cinnamon and cloves,
Beats crappy minty lotions.
My feet smell…  spicy.

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